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worst pick up line i was walking to my apartment with a basket of clean laundry. looking fly in my black Levi shorts and new KSwiss sneakers. guy: i’m a millionaire. ME: huh? what did you say? (i couldn’t hear him clearly) guy: i’m a millionaire. i own a lot of apartments around here. ME: *i have a blank look and then start walking. we exchange some light conversation – and i jet into my locked building* do men really think women are this shallow? JMS scribed at 6:59 PM - - copyright 2002-2004, j. smith |